2005-01-27 - 5:11 p.m.
Three Names you go by
1. Vince
2. Vicente
3. Daddy!
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD
1. bootkiller
2. reymomo
3. bhalusahib (Mr. Bear in Hindi)
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. my creativity
2. my independence
3. my curiosity
THREE THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. my laziness
2. my excessive appetite
3. my tendency to worry too much
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. German
2. English
3. Colombian (Cumbia, cumbia…)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. Colossal failure
2. Losing my family
3. Republicans
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. tea
2. Professor kisses
3. a shower
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Thrift-store green twill shirt
2. Thrift-store khakis
3. brown Land’s End driving mocassins
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment)
1. The Dresden Dolls
2. Randy Newman
3. Warren Zevon
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment)
1. “Coin-Operated Boy” – The Dresden Dolls
2. “Lawyers, Guns and Money” – Warren Zevon
3. “Never Swat A Fly” – Jim Qweskin Jug Band Orchestra
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. Guitar lessons
2. Brewing stout
3. Carpentry
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. Peace
2. Companionship
3. A weed whacker, a live chicken, and some PEACH PRESERVES!
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I can speak Maori
2. I once defeated Michael Jackson* in single combat
3. I can out-cook Bobby Flay’s skinny white ass any day.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or the same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. Sexy eyes
2. Curves
3. Good smile
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO
1. Get under 200 pounds
2. Be intentionally nasty
3. Embroidery
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. Reading
2. Kung fu (when I’m not broke *sigh*)
3. Music
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. Pay off all my debts
2. Purge all unworn items of clothing from the closet
3. Drink Turkish coffee
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING
1. Professional father of two
2. Personal chef
3. Gadabout
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
1. Barcelona and points east
2. Hawaii
3. San Diego
THREE KIDS NAMES
1. Walter
2. Adalbert
3. Marie
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Go to China
2. Talk food with Mario Batali and Rick Bayless
3. learn Destreza fencing
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1. I need time to myself
2. I am easily distracted by shiny armor-shaped objects
3. I grunt and scratch myself a lot
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK
1. I know how to sew
2. I actually coordinate my outfits… usually.
3. I choose clothes by textures as much as by color and cut.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES
1. Nigella Lawson
2. Janine Garofalo
3. Laura San Giacomo
*aka Count Syr Valens of Flatrock, and it was a lucky shot.
