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2003-07-14 - 12:00 p.m. Just little snapshots of my life: Ya know those nonskid mats they make for the bottoms of your bathtub? They don't work. The farkakte thing slipped under my foot this morning and sent me sideways. Did a perfect breakfall into the side of the tub. I've got a really interesting mark on my thigh now. I think my daughter is destined to become a rude girl. She really likes ska, or at least MU330. Better get her a tiny vintage dress and some Doc Martens posthaste. The child is crawling. Slowly, but she's crawling. The cats are really not happy about this. Country style spareribs are good things. So is chicken braised in limejuice and coconut milk. But the best is peach-mango sorbetto in hundred-degree heat. Out of morbid curiosity, I watched "Banzai" on Fox last night. Afterwards I said an Act of Contrition. I just felt dirty. "Metrosexual"? Humph. Another artificial category created by the marketing industry. Guess it sounds better than "dandy", or "fop". Finally, try this: go to Google and type in "weapons of mass destruction." Click the "I'm feeling lucky" button. See what happens. Note: his is work-safe; no porno sites or other objectionable material will be displayed.
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